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Les Meilleures Repliques. les plus marquantes, les plus droles, les plus belles, les plus tristes, les plus dures....

Les meilleures repliques de suspectes episode 1 ^^

"Paul j'ai une planche a pain qui postule pour devenir vache laitiere, vous pouvez me la caser quand au bloc?
-Euh, semaine 32 ?
-Avant, Cendrillon va bronzer en Novembre, elle voulait partir avec ses nouvelles citrouilles
-Alors j'ai semaine 28 en matinée.
-Impec. et vous lui facturez 7000.
-Oula tant que ça ? L'intervention est tres difficile?
-Non, la cliente est tres riche."



"Mais arretez de pleurer!
-Mais j'y peux rien. Ma mere me repprochait toujours d'avoir la larme trop facile. Et moi quand c'est triste et bin je pleure.
-Si ça la soulage.
-Mais ça la soulage de quoi elle la connaissait meme pas. Si ça se trouve c'etait une petasse."


"Excusez moi. C'est bien l'enterrement de mme LeCoeur.
-Pas du tout c'est celui de Sophie Girard la responsable de la chorale.
-On s'est gourées de cadavre."

"Que toi t'ai essayé (de te suicider) encore jpeux comprendre. Mais elle elle a pas raté sa vie"

Suspectes (episode 7)

"Y'a des fois comme ça, y'a pas assez de pierres."

(On pourrait citer tout Forrest Gump, mais celle qui m'a le plus marqué, c'est celle-ci.)

Moi c'est la boite de chocolat.

From Pitch Perfect : Fat Amy.

"Aubrey: You call yourself Fat Amy?
Fat Amy: Yeah, so twig bitches like you don't do it behind my back."

"-Shalom.
Fat Amy: That's not a real word but keep trying. You. Will. Get. There."

"Bumper: I have a feeling we should kiss. Is that a good feeling or an incorrect feeling?
Fat Amy: Well, sometimes I have the feeling I can do crystal meth, but then I think, hum... better not."


"- HORIZONTAL RUNNING !"

- "Oh, here it comes. Lesbihonest.[...] whoop, there it is !"

"-Excuse me bitch, there's no need to shout."

"- You guys are gonna get pitch-slapped so hard, your man boobs are gonna concave."
!!!

Ce qui nous amène diiirectement à Santa(na) baby.


"'ve kissed Finn, and can I just say: NOT worth a buck. I would, however, pay $100 to jiggle one of his ...
"

Pitch Perfect is just THE 2012 MOVIE !:!! J'ai pre commandé le dvd depuis 1 mois ^^ Il part demain !! OUIIIII BeChloe attitude ^^

"The Pi.
-What?
-You wanted a number between 1 and 10. I'm giving you the Pi.
-So you're telling me I'm a 3 ?
-I'm telling you you're infinity.

Form The Neighbors

"Autour de moi la vie ne change pas, elle est morte, et comme si de rien n'était, il y a quand même du vent qui souffle dans mes mollets."

from "du vent dans mes mollets"

‎"Cora was dangerous because she didn't have a heart. Regina's even more dangerous because she does."

"Tu es d'une naïveté parfois Céline. Quand à New York tu partais sans cesse en déplacement avec Brenda, tu as cru que je pensais que c'était qui ?
Ton agent de voyage ?"

*******

"Des fois c'est pas français ma chérie! On dit Parfois, quelquefois, de temps à autre.
-Et va te faire foutre on dit comment en bon français ?"

*******

"Juliette
-Quoi?
-Tout tes trucs là mélangés aux miens. J'adore"


Famille d'accueil

"Here is the thing about equality, everyone's equal when they're dead."

Les miserables

“You know what they say. The best way to get over one girl is to get under another."
Lexi, Lip Service

"I believe her memories are her worst enemy"

Sister Jude, AHS

Lauren: It's Christalized salt deposit!
Dyson: Did you say christalized salt deposit?
Lauren: Can that sentence be mistaken for another sentece?

LMAO!!!

Je viens de relire ta phrase et de re-rigoler en voyant la scène dans ma tête.
Bref, je voulais poster ça


PARKS & REC IS MAGIC

"So you see the story is not quite as you were told. And I should know for I was the one they called sleeping beauty.
In the end my kingdom was united not by a hero or a villain as legend had predicted but by one who was both a hero and villain. And her name was Maleficent"

Scarlet Queen <3 <3

"Every day I wake up thinking, maybe she changed her mind, remembered how much she loved me, I bet she'll come home today. But she don't come. I go to sleep alone. My heart's broken all over again. And then the sun comes up, and I think today is the day!
_But it never is the day, is it?
-No!"

"He doesn't need to give me anything. I love him"

"I love you, for who you truly are. Not for who I want you to be."

"Red Queen: (Quietly) Thought it could get me what I want.
Alice: And what was that?
Knave: You're got everything. What more could you need?
Red Queen: You, Will. I wanted you. I want you back.
Knave: More lies.
Red Queen: No, I'm telling the truth now. I'm telling the truth.
Knave: You had me. All of me. My heart, my soul, my life. And you tossed me aside like a piece of rubbish all for a little red crown.
Red Queen: I made a mistake! I see that now, don't you see? That's why I've done all this. So Jafar can change the laws of magic so we can undo the mistake. Change the past, Will!
I would give up my crown, I would give up anything, everything just to go back to a time when you loved me. Please, Will. I want you back.
Knave: You'll never have me.

"Naming the stars to fall asleep at night.
-You named them all Anastasia.
-It's the most beautiful name I know"

"Anastasia and Will, we already had all the magic we needed right?
-That, they did."

"I'm sorry. Do you think you might possibly be able to forgive me?
-Anything is possible in wonderland."

"Love is messy. It means arguing and making up and laughing and crying and struggling, and sometimes, it doesn’t seem worth it. But it is. And, at the end, when you’re in love, no matter what happens, you forgive each other. I forgive you Ana, for what you did to me. Because I love you"

"If what I feel isn't love. Then what is ?
-THIS."